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Paddy’s Job Interview

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Paddy has an interview at a Chemical Plant.

Paddy was asked if he has ever worked with chemicals before to which he replied many times.

Paddy was then asked if he knew anything about Nitrate

Paddy replied, is it time & a half or double time
 
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Paddy has an interview at a Chemical Plant.

Paddy was asked if he has ever worked with chemicals before to which he replied many times.

Paddy was then asked if he knew anything about Nitrate

Paddy replied, is it time & a half or double time
Jeez some of these English employers, he was merely replying and asking, "do you want it timed to go off in 90 or 120 minutes". :surprise::violent1:

Terry
 
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Irish primary school teacher gives her class homework. They are each given a big word and tomorrow they must tell a story to illustrate it's meaning.

Little Eileen gets the word equine and comes up with a nice story about ponies.

Sean gets arboreal and tells a story about trees.

Little Patrick gets the word contagious. He says "I heard me Da telling his mate Liam that wanted a new garage and he was thinking of getting Seamus O'Breen to build it. But Liam said "be jaysus no, no, don't get him to do it, he's far too slow. It'll take the contagious."
 
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Not in the least funny, where's me teef.
 
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I wouldn't **** on him if hw was on fire...
 
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Alan @erneboy I was surprised when you came back with another Irish Joke....................the punchline made me want to shout out ......Alan you can't

 
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