Irish primary school teacher gives her class homework. They are each given a big word and tomorrow they must tell a story to illustrate it's meaning.
Little Eileen gets the word equine and comes up with a nice story about ponies.
Sean gets arboreal and tells a story about trees.
Little Patrick gets the word contagious. He says "I heard me Da telling his mate Liam that wanted a new garage and he was thinking of getting Seamus O'Breen to build it. But Liam said "be jaysus no, no, don't get him to do it, he's far too slow. It'll take the contagious."
Alan @erneboy I was surprised when you came back with another Irish Joke....................the punchline made me want to shout out ......Alan you can't
Irish jokes are very popular in Ireland Peter. They are just jokes, mostly.
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