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11-10-2019 20:11
raynipper Yes, well no but maybe.

Ray.
11-10-2019 18:35
greygit I saw it for the first time this morning does that mean I am not allowed to comment?
11-10-2019 17:26
Mrplodd
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Originally Posted by greygit View Post
This is a party political joke from a Sun reader no doubt.

By the way Mrplod it would appear you are still living up to the very reason the police force was set up in the first place......to protect the status quo
Taken a while for you to think up a response!

This thread was started SEVEN MONTHS ago!

Andy
11-10-2019 17:21
H1-GBV
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Originally Posted by KeithChesterfield View Post
The Labour Party's not having much luck with leaders recently, are they ?
I think that the longest-life leader inhabits the land of Faragium.

Whether the leader or the country could be called "stable" is open to debate.

Gordon
11-10-2019 12:41
xgx Latest from CERN:

Further testing has shown that Corbynium largely an inert element with a sinister bias seldom reacting with any stable element. Any bond(s) that may occur will be visible on the lunar left of the red spectrum.

Although it now appears on the Periodic Table it cannot be seen unless one scrolls a little to the right. It is quite some distance from the new Noble element Borisexitium
11-10-2019 07:31
greygit
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Originally Posted by Mrplodd View Post
New element added to the Atomic Table . .

The densest element known to man has been found.

CORBYNIUM

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to man. The new element has been named Corbynium

Corbynium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 233 assistant deputy Neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dense forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol for Corbynium will be RS (pronounced ‘xxxx’’).

Corbynium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Corbynium molecule, leading to the formation of “iso-dopes”.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Corbynium is formed whenever morons reach a certain density of voting concentration.

Corbynium will appear on the Periodic Table just above the classification of “Amoeba".

Apologies - CORRECTION:-

Corbynium will appear on the Periodic Table

Just BELOW the classification of “Amoeba”.

This is a party political joke from a Sun reader no doubt.

By the way Mrplod it would appear you are still living up to the very reason the police force was set up in the first place......to protect the status quo
09-10-2019 12:40
Penquin Advertising, irrelevant and reported, I suggest others do the same by pressing the small triangle on the bottom left hand corner of his post.
26-04-2019 16:50
KeithChesterfield Scientists have been trying to merge the two elements Corbynium and Trumpium but unless they are complimented by the element IRAium they cannot exist in the same room.

This has upset the Queen (God bless you, your Majesty) who had invited the pair to lunch at the Palace but now finds she's lumbered with only Trumpium and his entourage of Ameobas.

Jez is meeting a bunch of non-bacon eating balaclava wearing johnny Foreigners instead.

26-04-2019 16:21
desert song Hi Keith,

The problem with the bacon sandwich is that it makes me feel like a pig.

W.
25-04-2019 17:53
KeithChesterfield Such an easy target - where's the bacon sandwich when you need one ?

The Labour Party's not having much luck with leaders recently, are they ?

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