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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-05-2021, 07:56 Thread Starter
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Paddy’s Job Interview

Paddy has an interview at a Chemical Plant.

Paddy was asked if he has ever worked with chemicals before to which he replied many times.

Paddy was then asked if he knew anything about Nitrate

Paddy replied, is it time & a half or double time
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Paddy has an interview at a Chemical Plant.

Paddy was asked if he has ever worked with chemicals before to which he replied many times.

Paddy was then asked if he knew anything about Nitrate

Paddy replied, is it time & a half or double time
Jeez some of these English employers, he was merely replying and asking, “do you want it timed to go off in 90 or 120 minutes”.

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Little Eileen gets the word equine and comes up with a nice story about ponies.

Sean gets arboreal and tells a story about trees.

Little Patrick gets the word contagious. He says "I heard me Da telling his mate Liam that wanted a new garage and he was thinking of getting Seamus O'Breen to build it. But Liam said "be jaysus no, no, don't get him to do it, he's far too slow. It'll take the contagious."
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Now that's a great age and a great adventure for a rabbit and I think he deserves a mention.

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Blimey he has aged in the past 16 years.

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I see he still only goes to the top venues
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Blimey he has aged in the past 16 years.
And that image was taken 20 years ago

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And that image was taken 20 years ago
He’s getting so fat, he’ll soon look like Freddie Star did at the end of his days.

He’s 10 years younger than me, I hope I don’t look that old, have to look in the mirror, my face is definitely not that fat for a start.

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