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Police harassment explained.

Dorset Police ran an e-mail forum with the local community (a question and answer exchange) with the topic being, "Community Policing." One of the civilian e-mail participants posed the following question:

"I would like to know how it is possible for police officers to continually harass people, and get away with it?"

From the law enforcement side, Sgt. McDonald, obviously a policeman with a sense of humour replied:-

"First of all, let me tell you this ... it's not easy. In Dorset, we average one policeman for every 600 people.

Only about 60% of those policemen are on general duty (or what you might refer to as "patrol") where we do most of our harassing. The rest are in non-harassing departments that do not allow them contact with the day to day innocents.
At any given moment, only one-fifth of the 60% patrollers are on duty, and available for harassing people while the rest are off duty. So roughly, one policeman is responsible for harassing about 5,000 residents. When you include commercial businesses, and tourist locations that attract people from other areas, sometimes you have a situation where a single policeman is responsible for harassing 10,000 or more people a day.

Now, your average ten-hour shift runs 36,000 seconds long. This gives a policeman one second to harass a person, and then only three-fourths of a second to eat a Doughnut and then find a new person to harass.

This is not an easy task. To be honest, most policemen are not up to this challenge day in and day out. It is just too tiring.

What we do is utilize some tools to help us narrow down those people which we can realistically harass. The tools available to us are as follows:-

PHONE: People will call us up and point out things that cause us to focus on a person for special harassment. "My neighbour is beating his wife" is a code phrase used often. This means we'll come out and give somebody some special harassment. Another popular one: "There's someone breaking into a house." The harassment team is then put into action.

CARS: We have special police assigned to harass people who drive. They like to harass the drivers of fast cars, cars with no registration, or no driver's licenses and the like. It's lots of fun when you pick them out of traffic for nothing more obvious than running through a red light. Sometimes you get to really heap the harassment on when you find they have drugs in the car, they are drunk, or have an outstanding warrant.

RUNNERS: Some people take off running just at the sight of a police officer. Nothing is quite as satisfying as running after them like a cat on the scent of a mouse. When you catch them you can harass them for hours, to determine why they didn't want to Talk to us.

LAWS: When we don't have PHONES or CARS or RUNNERS, and have nothing better to do, there are actually books that give us ideas for reasons to harass folks. They are called "Laws"; Criminal Codes, Motor Vehicle Laws, etc ...They all spell out all sorts of things for which you can really harass people.

After you read the laws, you can just drive around for a while until you find someone violating one of these listed offenses and harass them. Just last week I saw a yob trying to steal a car. Well, there's this book we have that says that's not allowed. Really! That meant I was allowed to harass this yob. It's a really nice system that we've set up, and it works very well.

We seem to have a never-ending supply of folks to harass. And we get away with it. Why? Because for the good Dorset citizens who pay the bill, we try to keep the streets safe for them, and they pay us to harass some people.

Hopefully sir, this has clarified to you a little bit better, how we harass some citizens of Dorset

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Last week as an innocent I was able to get my own back and harass Hampshire Constabulary.
Had to phone them 3 times plus an email to invite them into my bedroom to watch cctv videos of some low-like fe nicking me garden ornaments.
Of course after my neighbour and I supplied the aforementioned constabulary with moving and still pictures they were able to apprehend the aforementioned felon and deliver a well deserved slap on the wrist.
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