Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Ribble Valley, lancashire
My Motorhome: Hymer 504
Thanked 43 Times in 36 Posts
What has happened to my world?
I used to think I was just a normal person, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which now makes me homophobic.
I am mostly non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.
I was christened by my parents, which now labels me as an infidel.
I am retired, which makes me useless.
I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.
I am proud of my heritage, which makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.
I believe in the defence and protection of my country and I honour those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.
Please help me come to terms with the new me... because I'm just not sure who the hell I am anymore!
Funny ...itís all just taken place over the last 10 to 15 years!
As if all this nonsense wasnít enough to deal with ... now Iím not even sure which toilet to go into