Join Date: May 2005
Location: Elegant Eastbourne
My Motorhome: Sold it.
Thanked 401 Times in 381 Posts
Be careful what you ask for
An Australian stopped at a restaurant following a day roaming around Madrid.
While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious platter served at the next table.
It looked good and smelt wonderful.
He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
The waiter replied, 'Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this afternoon. A delicacy!' The Australian said, 'May I have the same please?' The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each afternoon. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save this delicacy for you.' The following day he returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than you served yesterday.' The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,
'Si, Señor; and I am so sorry; but, you know: sometimes the bull wins."
Don't be silly all the time ask your question.