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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old 22-10-2020, 17:59 Thread Starter
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I was stopped in the van by the police today

When I say police, it was one very friendly handsome young policeman in an unmarked car.
I was driving very slowly along the road next to the river doing about 40mph admiring the autumn, there was a car behind me not bothering to over take even though there were very few cars about, I kept driving at my own sweet pace and then he overtook just before we got to a village and the Police stop sign came up on the back of his car, so I did. This very handsome man came to the van and flashed his Police ID at me with a big smile on his face, I wound the window down and asked what was wrong, he was much more handsome than the one that stopped me last year, but the exact same reply "I wondered why a right hand drive vehicle had a German numberplate and GB sticker (he didnīt say lady driver, but I bet he thought it) He was really only curious I am sure because he didn't ask to see any ID to start with, he told me my name "You are Janet Köhne" I said "yes, how do you know that" well of course he knew and he already knew everything else because he had checked the number plate. If only I was 40 years younger, he was rather dishy. I showed him my ID and the vehicle registration document, he glanced at them, gave them back and we had a friendly chat, he confirmed there are very few cases of the virus in this area, he was in no hurry to go, perhaps I should have invited him in for a coffee, might have been fun

I had a few hours out, it was a really nice day, 21c° in Schwedt where I went.
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Reading that to my wife and daughter brought rolls of laughter and great smiles, both of course, are fluent German speakers as well as French.

Glad you had a good day out and that everything went well, except for your oversight re coffee.......

Are you going back there tomorrow, just in case ?
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Thats a brilliant idea Dave,
If I wear a wig and makeup he might think itīs not me and someone has pinched that sweet old ladies motorhome, I might get arrested and taken into his care custody, taken to a police station where there are even more young handsome policemen, I wonīt tell them itīs really me.
nah I donīt think that will work.
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The sweet old lady sounds like a predator on the prowl for young cops to me.
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Iīll have to find out what pubs they frequent.
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Why? I donīt have to anymore, not that I ever have mind you.
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Thats a brilliant idea Dave,
If I wear a wig and makeup he might think itīs not me and someone has pinched that sweet old ladies motorhome, I might get arrested and taken into his care custody, taken to a police station where there are even more young handsome policemen, I wonīt tell them itīs really me.
nah I donīt think that will work.
If he was smiling at you so much, maybe he is a young man who like an older woman ?

Just thinking like......

Many a good tune is played on an old fiddle, in fact they often give the best results.....
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Geriatric pervs r us?
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Did he ask to be your toyboy Jan, like mine did? I'm convinced he was just after my MH - sounds like your guy might have been too!!
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