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You live in Teesdale man.

A runner with a note in a cleft stick should be along soon.

Runner just been, I turned him round, shoved the cleft stick up his a*se and he started running, sorry limping back. I,ll not tell you what I wrote on the note first though but the second word was off.
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No, not bog, its what you do to a pheasant you have just shot.

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I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasant plucker's mate
I'm only plucking pheasants
'cos the pheasant pluckers late
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i am not the pheasant plucker
i am the pheasant pluckers daughter
sat here plucking pheasents
where the pheasant plucker ought to

Or

the pheasants pluckers have on gone on strike
hence i plucking pheasants which is a job i dont like
and i not the pheasent plucker brother
i am the pheasant pluckers mother

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i am not the pheasent pluckers brother
because pheasent plucking i cant
i am the pheasent pluckers mother
teaching pheasant plucking to him and his aunt

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You live in Teesdale man.

A runner with a note in a cleft stick should be along soon.
He lives in Upper (outer Mongolia) Teesdale though. He runs the risk of being burned at the stake just for using a computer as its considered Witchcraft.

Remember American Werewolf in London? "Stick to the roads!"


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He lives in Upper (outer Mongolia) Teesdale though. He runs the risk of being burned at the stake just for using a computer as its considered Witchcraft.

Remember American Werewolf in London? "Stick to the roads!"
How many times do I have I point out to you that he lives in the County Palatine of Durham, Ruled by the Prince Bishops, as opposed to the Rough Riding of Yorkshire on the other side of the Tees. I realise that you moved there to feel more comfortable in those surroundings, but are still enticed back to Co. Durham by such delights as the chippy in Barney.

Please save this post for future reference and give me the file name, so that if you forget the facts, I shall only have to refer to that without wearing out my fingers re-typing.

Now remember which forum you are on before thinking of calling me a ****.
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How many times do I have I point out to you that he lives in the County Palatine of Durham, Ruled by the Prince Bishops, as opposed to the Rough Riding of Yorkshire on the other side of the Tees. I realise that you moved there to feel more comfortable in those surroundings, but are still enticed back to Co. Durham by such delights as the chippy in Barney.

Please save this post for future reference and give me the file name, so that if you forget the facts, I shall only have to refer to that without wearing out my fingers re-typing.

Now remember which forum you are on before thinking of calling me a ****.
Your out of date although its confusing. We both live in Teesdale so County Durham but I have a Yorkshire Address as Bottom Shagna is south of the Tees but politically is in Durham and part of Teesdale. No, I cant understand it either.
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