I suppose that a family of Greek and German origin would want to stay in would'nt they?
Precisely Dick although I would think that their fear of the UK falling apart in the event of Brexit is a main consideration - as the article alludes to:
"Look what happened at the last referendum we had, on Scotland. We nearly lost Balmoral and the shoots. Nicola Sturgeon could be sat in that castle now – we know she had her eye on it – it was a damn close-run thing."
Of course the article could be an April Fools joke!!